Monday, March 9, 2009

Sacrifice!!!!

Ok this is my third attempt at blogging...guess that would explain how bad I am at this...but anyways...here goes nothing!!!

I just finished reading this book God's Debris by Scott Adams. Little did I know that the guy who is famous for his Dilbert comics would come up with something so obscure and irrational and at the same time thought provoking (if I may....). The book talks about lotsa things primarily probability theory of our existence (not getting technical here) but the one thing that interested me was women (but of course ;)).
Last week I was at my friends place for our usual Thanni-Dabur Plan and say at about 2 am we all got into this major argument as to what women expect and what exactly do they mean when they say stuff. (before you'll become judgemental I was just a mute spectator for most of the time :)) that is till I had to quote a line from God's Debris -
"Women believe that men are, in a sense, defective versions of women and Vice-Verse. Both genders are trapped in a delusion that their personal viewpoints are universal.".
Not that I totally agree to this but then thinking about it, it did make sense. That's when I stood up and said "Women believe value is created by SACRIFICE." If you are willing to sacrifice your favorite activities to be with her, she will trust you. (Seemingly redundant considering the fact that we all do this all the freaking time!!!!) but then here's another statement
"If being with her is too easy for you, she will not trust you" - now wait a minute do they actually like it when we give up on our desires and pleasures just for one freaking stupid party. (In my mind all I could picture was them standing over our carcass and going bwhahahahahahah...your mine bitch!!!!)......
My friend (Shake) sent this fwd - "If women go out to party with their girl friends, its "girls night out", If guys do the same we are called "Selfish heartless bastards".
Ever wonder why is that the rich and the famous get the most gorgeous gals.?? well Scott says its partly cos the rich and famous are capable of making larger sacrifice" hehehe - (I am so happy now....knowing that I am not alone - Misery loves company)
My gumbal, including me are all aging fast and by next year we all gonna be married (read Sacrificed!!!) :D and I wonder if we could ever have those moments of just guys outside Mani's house talking about anything but women. Guess thats one major Sacrifice we all have to do :(((
To Goks, Abi, Mani, Vj - We all doomed.... Doomed I tell ya....say goodbye to dabur :(
-Cas

2 comments:

  1. Words of a prophet are written on Blogs these days!!!

    Ours is not to make reply,
    Ours is not to reason why,
    Ours is but to do and die:
    Into the valley of Marriage
    Rode the six,Cannon to right,
    Cannon to left,Cannon in front,
    Into the mouth of Hell
    Rode the six....Tennyson..

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  2. that was an apt summary of all our miseries. thanks Cas!!

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